The one about the panties

March 9, 2010 in Silly, clothes

I had a coupon for some free panties from Victoria’s Secret.  So I got some.

They are supposed to be those no-panty line, low rise kind.  I think they are the Body line.  Smooth.  No seams.  Nice looking.

But.

Why do they not stay down on my cheeks?  If they stayed down, I could see how they would prevent panty lines.

But the current arrangement?  Not so much.  If I wanted a thong, I would have purchased one.

Now, they are all bunched up, not arranged properly and, I’m sure causing major lines.  Plus, they are in a state of constantly needing to be rearranged.

So, what am I doing wrong?  I don’t think I’ve ever purchased a pair of $12 panties before.  Why do they keep creeping up?  And not staying down.

Help,

The woman with her panties in a bunch….literally.

PS I’m sure you didn’t want to know all this…but seriously, these aren’t comfortable.

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{ 30 comments }

Chris March 9, 2010 at 9:13 pm

Why do I find myself suddenly blushing….

Emily March 9, 2010 at 9:32 pm

I have a coupon for a free pair and I will make sure I do NOT get this kind. We have big booties…that's my guess. Big, shapely and lovely! Does Papa Bear like them?

Smart A$$ Mom March 9, 2010 at 9:49 pm

Return them. They will take them back. No need to have panties riding.

Annie March 9, 2010 at 9:59 pm

LOL 23 comments about panties! I am sure I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said, except this post made me laugh! I think you seriously just needed to buy a bigger size. I have a pair like that and, yeah, they suck. I hate them….I prefer granny panties myself LMBO!!

Semi-Slacker Mom March 9, 2010 at 10:14 pm

I'm LMAO! ANd totally picturing you picking your seat! I have heard the hairspray thing works.

girlytwins March 10, 2010 at 1:02 am

LOL!! I have that same coupon so I will steer clear of the ones you purchased, I have enough to get my panties in a bunch without my actual panties in a bunch :)

Yankee Wife March 10, 2010 at 6:30 pm

i'm laughing my bunched-up, panties-in-a-wad ass off!!! No, seriously, that's EXACTLY what drove me to be a thongy kinda girl…

Stephanie March 11, 2010 at 9:25 am

Oh I love those panties! It's pretty much all I wear – esp pregnant! I've never had one that doesn't stay in place though but I can imagine that it wouldn't be doing it's "job" very well with the whole seamless pair. Maybe you got a "lemon" pair?? :(

Lisa March 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm

that made me laugh!!! I have a coupon for a free pair too – I'll have to let you know how they "work"!

morewineplease March 12, 2010 at 12:06 am

next time I find a pair of panties I like… i am buying 10 pair!

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