I had a coupon for some free panties from Victoria’s Secret. So I got some.
They are supposed to be those no-panty line, low rise kind. I think they are the Body line. Smooth. No seams. Nice looking.
But.
Why do they not stay down on my cheeks? If they stayed down, I could see how they would prevent panty lines.
But the current arrangement? Not so much. If I wanted a thong, I would have purchased one.
Now, they are all bunched up, not arranged properly and, I’m sure causing major lines. Plus, they are in a state of constantly needing to be rearranged.
So, what am I doing wrong? I don’t think I’ve ever purchased a pair of $12 panties before. Why do they keep creeping up? And not staying down.
Help,
The woman with her panties in a bunch….literally.
PS I’m sure you didn’t want to know all this…but seriously, these aren’t comfortable.
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Why do I find myself suddenly blushing….
I have a coupon for a free pair and I will make sure I do NOT get this kind. We have big booties…that's my guess. Big, shapely and lovely! Does Papa Bear like them?
Return them. They will take them back. No need to have panties riding.
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March 9, 2010 at 8:59 pm
LOL 23 comments about panties! I am sure I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said, except this post made me laugh! I think you seriously just needed to buy a bigger size. I have a pair like that and, yeah, they suck. I hate them….I prefer granny panties myself LMBO!!
I'm LMAO! ANd totally picturing you picking your seat! I have heard the hairspray thing works.
LOL!! I have that same coupon so I will steer clear of the ones you purchased, I have enough to get my panties in a bunch without my actual panties in a bunch
i'm laughing my bunched-up, panties-in-a-wad ass off!!! No, seriously, that's EXACTLY what drove me to be a thongy kinda girl…
Oh I love those panties! It's pretty much all I wear – esp pregnant! I've never had one that doesn't stay in place though but I can imagine that it wouldn't be doing it's "job" very well with the whole seamless pair. Maybe you got a "lemon" pair??
that made me laugh!!! I have a coupon for a free pair too – I'll have to let you know how they "work"!
next time I find a pair of panties I like… i am buying 10 pair!
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