The whiskers

January 29, 2013 in wordful wednesday,Wordless Wednesday

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Y’all. Jeans shopping. That says enough, right?

I buckled down and went to the store by myself. Armed with time, my phone and a Christmas giftcard, I was determined to get a new pair of jeans that fit (yay for losing weight and my nice jeans not fitting. boo for shopping!)

First jeans I try on? Crotch whiskers. Seriously?

crotch whiskers

Why? Why? Why? Do people wear these? What? Why? I have no words. (Well, obviously I do) but ick!

So then I tried on more. And they were blah. Too long. Too dark. Too “my grandma wears this color.” Too wide. Too warn. Why do they put holes in jeans? Or wear spots? Am I that old that I don’t get it?

jeans shopping fail

I want to love my jeans and wear them so much that I put holes in them. I don’t need a head start. 

I walked around the store with two pairs I was ho-hum about for an hour. Put them on the shelf and walked out with nothing.

Somebody come help me shop. I can’t do it.

{The only good thing from this trip? I fit in the smallest jeans size I’ve ever worn. So at least I’ve got that going for me.

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Elaine
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January 30, 2013 at 5:49 pm

I love jeans from the Gap. Have you tried there? They are worth the price. And even old Navy has some good ones too…
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Krystyn February 21, 2013 at 10:51 am

Yes, they are my go-to place…I had a gift cert. to this store:(

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Catherine February 21, 2013 at 12:20 am

Funny, never heard about these kind of whiskers.

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