Without embarrassing my kiddos too much (well, what the heck, they will be thoroughly embarrassed when they find out what a blog is), help is still required in the bathroom.
And, for some reason, when said help is required there are usually certain undergarments on the floor.
So, after doing the assistance, I see that there is a piece of toilet paper on the floor.
I ask for her to pick it up and throw it on the potty. At the same time I flush.
In that same instance, instead of the hand with the paper holding it throwing in the direction of the potty, the hand holding the undergarments (with princesses on them) is doing the throwing. Into.the.potty.
Did I mention that the flush was already initiated?
There seems to be an issue with the two of us and our timing.
Down, down, down they went.
Instantly, there were tears and yells and cries. Why? Because the “princess ones” were gone.
Thankfully, we recently had the toilet replaced with a beast. One that allows you to flush dog food (you know the commercial). So, there was no clogging or issues.
Our apologies to the city water treatment facility for our recent addition and increased work load from our house.
Next time, I’ll be sure to not cause any distractions while the toilet is flushing.