The cat’s out of the bag! We’re headed to California for #DisneySMMoms!
PS. If you are a robber, our neighbors have very nasty dogs. I wouldn’t mess with them.
PPS. We don’t have nice things. If they are nice, they are with us.
PPPS. Really, we have nothing nice. Trust me on this.
PPPPS. Should you think it would be fun to come and break-in, my kids can make more of a mess than you ever could. Just move along. You’ll thank me.
PPPPPS. One of the kids was puking today. So, take your chances, our house is infested.
PPPPPPS. Just in case it’s not clear. You come here, you get attacked by dogs. You don’t find anything. You leave with a stomach bug. Not worth it!