My sister, Emily, cracks me up with her random thoughts. She sent me some to share, so, here they are! Just a little insight into my little sis!
Why would a freezer pack have the words “DO NOT MICROWAVE” on it?
Why is a twin mattress the smallest? I would think twins would need more room than a king or a queen any day.
Why aren’t all nail polishes “chip free?” Do some people like the chips?
Why doesn’t my insurance cover nitrous oxide at the dentist, but they’ll gladly let me take a valium and drive myself home (I didn’t drive myself, btw)?
Why do they sell deodorants without antiperspirant? So smelling good with wet soggy armpits is an option. Gross.
If my company claims to be paperless, why do we require everything be mailed on paper and returned in writing?
Why do dogs heart worm pills come with the OPTIONAL flea/tick repellant? No, I don’t want my dog to die of heart worms, but if he gets Lyme disease, it’s okay?
How do I end up with fur/fuzzies on me after I’ve used the extra sticky lint/pet hair remover in the garage and gotten in a vehicle no animal has even been in?
Why are bra sizes measured the same as batteries? The higher the letter, the bigger the cup size and the bigger the boob; and the higher the letter, the bigger the battery. (Even true of the ‘AA’ versus ‘AAA’ with the opposites?)
If smokers get three to five 15 minute breaks a day, why don’t non-smokers get 2 hour lunches or get to leave early?
Why do men’s underwear and pants come in the same size measurements, but women’s are all different. Size 6 jeans are NOT the same as size 6 panties.
What are your “random” thoughts that you’ve pondered that don’t have an answer?