I feel lie babbling, so I will. I was reminded of a couple of these stories today, too!
-I was almost at my due date, and ran into a store to pick something up. An older man with a rather large beer gut walked up to me (thinking he was hilarious) and told me to lay off the snacks. Did I:
A. Punch him?
B. Tell him I was pregnant and ask him what his excuse was?
C. Ask him when he was due?
D. Turn around and completely ignore him for the ass that he was?
The answer is D. I was so much is shock that I couldn’t even come up with a witty response for this jerk. But, I’ll have one next time, that’s for sure.
-Also, if you see a woman in the store purchasing home pregnancy tests with a 3 month old infant in her cart, it is none of your damn business if that woman will be happy or sad with the results!
-Believe it or not, my hubby has been suggesting buying some clippers so I could cut his hair. We finally bought some this weekend, and he’s now sporting a new do. I think I did pretty good and so does he.
-Kids on a schedule are totally a mixed blessing. It’s great when they are on the schedule. But when you get them off of it (say, to go with friends to a certain chicken establishment, eat out, and play), they will inevitably fall asleep in the car and think that a 30 minute nap is a good substitute for a 2 hour nap!
-I finished My Sister’s Keeper on Friday (after starting it Tuesday night)….and I don’t want to give anything away. It’s a great read, but very surprising. It really challenges your ethics and morals, too, if you sit down to think about the dilemma.
-Why can I not get my butt up to exercise? I was teaching 7 aerobics classes a week with #1, but now, I don’t even want to go for a walk.
-We just got notice that our daycare raised rates! HUGE! From $195/week for toddler to $220/week. And from $225/week for infants (we paid $205 with #1) to $240!!! So, we will be paying $460/week for daycare starting in January!!!!!! Well, we get a 10% discount off the second child, so it will be $436/week. Let me tell you, it is going to be a stretch!!
I think those are the only things floating around in my head right now, but I’m sure I’ll add more as the day progresses!