My boss told me the day before that we were going to have some visitors from industry come and tour our lab. This can be a good thing, because these visitors have the potential to give us funding, which is very important. However, these visitors were actually visiting another department on campus, but the female … Read More about I know more than you do…
1) Sunday, 5pm: Witness to a high speed car chase, where the car spins out of control, comes flying at me (backwards, none the less), narrowly missing me and flying up the curb and onto the embankment. Important to note was that there were FIVE police cars also chasing at high speeds. Once the car … Read More about My life flashed before my eyes…TWICE
It seems so great when looking through the newspaper adds and seeing that you can buy tax software for almost nothing. Plus, you get state software, accounting software and deduction software for “free.” However, you read the fine print, and realize that they are “free” after mail-in rebates. So, of course, wanting to save on … Read More about Taxing my brain
Indoor cycling training for teaching a six hour ride….we will need towels. I go ask for them, only to find out that they don’t HAVE a towel service. You must provide your own. However, they informed me that I had the option of heading over to [insert name of your favorite huge combination kitchen, bathroom … Read More about Now that’s insane-itary!
They say, don’t drive on Interstate###, there is an accident blocking three lanes of traffic. Take an alternative route, abc Parkway. This road runs parallel to the interstate. Me, thinking that the traffic reporter actually knew what he was talking about, decided to go along with his suggestion. BIG MISTAKE. I take abc Parkway, and … Read More about And now to our traffic report…
I walked into the aerobics studio where I teach my aerobics class yesterday, and I was shocked by this woman’s workout attire. WOW, I really had to have that same outfit. Let me give a visual…think gold lamay. Now that you have that in your head, think way too small, and revealing. We’re talking gold … Read More about Everybody’s Welcome
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