My mom badge is looking a little tattered these days. At choir last week, the kids all got to pick their animal, of course, thing 1 and thing 2 both wanted to be butterflies, both in pink shirts.
My fears were relieved with the director said they had wings for them and were going to paint their faces. Whew. I just had to make sure they had their shirts on.
Then we got there. All of the moms had paints out and they were working on their kids’ faces. Poo. I can’t face paint. Plus, I have E on the front, a backpack on my back. And, oh yeah, I can’t paint.
See? Proof. No painting for me. They are supposed to look like butterflies.
Instead, they look like this guy.
Yikes! It might not be that bad, but I think I won’t quit my day job!
I better do something this weekend that earns me a new mom badge, because the face painting one? Total fail.