How to win wife of the year (or at least how I did)

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So….before we get to the meat of this post, I need to put up a put up a little disclaimer.  This post is totally PG.  Fine for you to read in the room with your kids.  However, (grandma and mom, this means you) the links aren’t so PG…so, unless you want to see things that you would see in this type of shop (or at least you don’t want people to know you clicked them), make sure you are in a room alone.  Okay.  Over and out.

 
Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

 
EdenFantasys is your online store for everything for "spousal relations."  You name it, and they have it.  Even if you can’t name it, they have it!
 
So, armed with a $50 gift card, I instructed Mr.  Serious to get online, and spend it for our anniversary.  This pretty much earned me "Wife of the Year" right away.  After all, I sent my husband to a store where he could purchase an "outfit" for me, massage candles, bubble baths and more.
 
Now, let’s say this right now.  It sure opened a WHOLE can of worms.  And, a really quick list of rules image of things that could and couldn’t be purchased (for example, the only spots for holes had to be for arms, legs and my head…that’s it).  And, it couldn’t require batteries.  That might be your thing, but it’s not my thing.*
 
A grown man in a candy store?  Yep, totally accomplished that.  And, when his "box" arrived (unmarked of course) he was even more excited to show off his purchase, and have me show it off!
 
Some of the things I really like at their shop are the massage candles and the bubble baths.  So, yeah, they sell everything under the sun.  But if you are a grown up that likes grown up things (instead of stealing your kids’ bubble bath), then you should head over and check it out.  Everything we’ve had from there has been fabulous.
 
I will receive a gift card for posting this.  Which I will likely use for bubble bath that we just ran out of.  Or maybe a new massage candle.  Or, maybe I will regift it to my sister for her bridal shower.  Wait, that’s not bridal shower material, maybe her bachelorette party.  So, yeah, all thoughts are my own.  Clearly.
*Whatever floats your boat is awesome.  I will tell you, when I go to the site, I quickly get off the main page (no pun intended) and search for the more "prude" things.  Because, well, I’m quite a prude!
 

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4 Comments

  1. Sounds like a perfect site to search for bachie party gifts! I’ll happily take a regift! Holes only for your head, arms and legs! I love it! I went to a recent bachie party where we named the lingerie….one we named ‘9 months’. It had a hole in a very odd place!!!

    1. That’s a good one…I bet you all had a blast at the party.

    1. They have a lot of stuff for all different tastes and levels of “braveness!”

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