Dear Grumpy Lady at The Chick-
Sorry the line was so long today. You see, Santa is here bringing good cheer to the kids. And, kids love Santa. And, parents love free Chick-fil-a.
Sorry my one year old was hungry and impatient and really doesn’t like to wait in line. Who does?
And, I’m sorry that my sweet little #1 got her upset and hungry sister some Cheerios from the counter.
And, I’m really sorry that my sweet little #2 thought they would look better as floor decorations. Cheerios and the floor seem to go hand in hand, right? At least at our house that’s true.
So, when you stepped on one, lifted your foot in complete disgust, and looked at your shoe like there was dog poo on it, I thought I should apologize.
I simply stated “It’s a Cheerio.” No tone, no sarcasm (for once, I know). I just wanted you to know you didn’t step on a bug or anything else.
And, when you turned around after placing your order, I’m almost sorry I smiled.
Because you telling me in the ugliest of voices “I know what a Cheerio looks like!” was pretty much the snottiest, ugliest thing anybody said to me today. And, I work with teenagers. Most of them who
are can be snotty and ugly.
Well, maybe I’m not sorry. Obviously, you needed somebody in your life smiling. Because you were just a turd.
Hope your Friday is all rainbows and unicorns.
The lady behind you in line with a hungry three year old and a hungry one year old by herself with nobody offering help and waiting in line behind your grumpy butt.
PS. No we don’t live there (a-mommy), kids eat free on Thursdays. And, we are all about free.
PPS Yes there are pictures with Santa, but I will have to save them for a nicer post!
PPPS Shannon, at the Mommy-Files was kind enough to feature me today. Please head over and say “hi!”